EDIT(06/11/14): Mega Sableye confirmed by the official Pokemon page; Removed Gem Collect due to its redundancy. EDIT(12/19/13): Added an alternative ability, suggested by (I'm aware it'd be useless competitively. Don't even start.). EDIT(12/18/13): Added BST provided by ; Removed Wonder Guard 'joke'. EDIT(08/27/13): Er... you guys are aware that Wonder Guard's crossed out, right? OTL
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